Please don't:
- post private pictures...(and you all know what I mean by that).
- post huge pictures.
- use this thread to declare your love.
- speculate in any way.


Edit: The Photo Threads have been renewed because:
- they were too long and hard to keep clean.
- they displayed pretty much the same pictures.
- most of the pictures were really big, therefore heavy to open.
- some users posted lots of offtopic comments.

Been awhile.


Dude: You gonna talk to him?
Carlos: Who?
Dude: Paul, man, Paul. You gonna talk to him?

Carlos: Why would I need to talk to that piece of fat ass?
Dude: Cuz you guys are friends, man!

Carlos: Oh, you think we're friends, huh? You think we're friends?
Dude: Yeah

Carlos: Is that so...hmm, well would a friend call you some fucking awful name from the Fresh Prince of Bell-Air, you know, the one that always dance to Tom Jones?
Dude: Oh, you mean Carl?
Carlos: Yeah.
Dude: No-
Carlos: Uh huh, ok, would a friend deliberately call you Shamu, Goth Tard, Pastycakes, Virgin-Killing Vampire-
Dude: I guess not-
Carlos: Shut the fuck up! I'm not done here! Would he convey his love to you with sessions of love-making, and then throw you away like a piece of trash like he does to all his hohos! Would he switch your hair gel with crazy glue, and try to set your hair on fire because he knows you put on an excessive amount of hairspray! Would he mix up your sunblock lotion with mayonaise so birds can peck at you, and young, holy, virginous girls would stray away! Would he?
Dude:...
Carlos: I didn't think so, bitch.
Dude: You should call him.

Carlos: Whatev.

hah
you are funny
....in a sort of creepy too-much-time-put-into-this-sorta-thing way...
but i liked your captions
heh

^^^
Don't thank me. Thank Bourbon and Jameson.

Oh-oh. I'm going to get caption crazy again. It's a sickness. It REALLY is

Btw, Pallid Urchin VERY funny

. ...and so it begins... again
Nice job Pailid Urchin... one thing though, it was Carlton wasn't it?

^That's the sentence that made me laugh uncontrolably!


Focking genius....and horrah for alcohol, Pallid Urchin!

It was a show from the 90's! Give me a break.

i really like this pic cuz he looks like my old friend ida
...who is a girl
and 15 years old....
hehe

Oh, it's been too long. Really.


Paul: Mmm... pie...


Yeah, so, uh, Nia, TSLU, you want in?

the pie picture is hilarious to begin with
so the caption plus the picture just cracks me up horribly!

^^^
I agree, Paul looks like a little boy in that picture.


Carlos: This isn't my Depeche Mode headphones!

Paul: *thinking* mmmm..she felt like warm apple pie last night...


im sorry, i had too, what with kat talking about pies...

wot filth, hehe

Paul Banks does Broadway...


"Don't cry for me, Betty Crocker... The truth is I'll be back for seconds... All through my wild donut muchies... my mad ecalir cravings... I kept my promise... and I love your biscuits..."

^^^ Haha that was good


It was funny Pallid Urchin, I imagine Carlos saying that like a child

YOU! I'd chide you, but I'm laughing too fucking hard. Oh god.

Also, Heartz, fantastic darling.


Carlos: So I went a little over-board with the free samples at Sephora; it's a free country, isn't it?!


Carlos: I SAID "A SOY LATTE", YOU BITCH!





That man is just too damn easy. Really.

I tried to limit myself to one....but since I'm feeling cheery (it's my birthday tomorrow ) I had to throw in one more....

*has giggle fit* Those were both really funny! I wonder what they were really looking at in that book?

I love "Pinky and the Brain"!

-rolls around on the floor laughing- or simply: -rofl-

Excellent, they've all been excellent.

well, I think it's their press book they're looking at... what good actors!!

and, "Pinky and the Brain"... that was really funny!
In France, the two mice are known as "Minus et Cortex"..

Daniel: My God, the guy to the right is the ghost of Daniel future. I might as well end it now. Get hit by a bus, fall off a tall building, gte future me and the ghost of Carlos future to sit on me. Paul, what do you think..... are you wearing eyeliner?

Paul: I am him from the Kaiser Cheifs now. He is my style and musical icon. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Daniel: For Christ's sake.

Sam: OK Carlos, I will prove to you his left butt cheek is firmer than his right.

Carlos: But I like big butts. I feel all helpless and damsel in distress like.

Sam: 'Dominate your bitches and hos the manly way.' That was from you?

Eric: This is the last time I use Carlos D apporoved face masks. I cannot move the left side of my face.

Carlos: Yeah but who looks at you anyway?

Niice. Man that one little blip and Seth Meyer's face makes you wonder.....

Two of the best goddamn excerps from your caption!

Carlos looks sort of bald in that pic.

Haha, your guys' captions contributed its part to make my day better.

Hey, great captions! =)

I think you might want to use this:



It seemed caption-worthy.

Paul: So, let me get this straight, I do the shopping, Daniel does the cleaning, Sam does cooking and you do what?
Carlos: The preening.
Paul: Yeah. Except I don't like people touching my hair.
Carlos: No, no, no. I preen myself. That's all. Someone has to have a bit of dignity in this band.
Paul: That doesn't seem fair.
Carlos: Letting you shop isn't really all that fair either Paul. You'll forget the cucumbers for my eyes and get Hos Hos instead.
Paul: Wouldn't I hav- dignity you say?
Carlos: Looking good is essential! If I have to resort to cucumber, then so be it.
Paul: Dignity. Carlos, you're a woman.
Carlos: A beautiful woman, you must admit.



-commits caption suicide-

He really looks like that there.

Thanks for the photo xtheplaidxavengerx.
My first attempt for an Interpol caption ..thought I would join in

^^^^ hehehehee....



i guess the lady's like a man in uniform, hahahahaha

Meanchicklet and CD1974, those were absolutely hilarious!

ah, these are fantstic.


Carlos: *inner thought* i am SO getting laid tonight!!! i am Carlos, THE MAN!!!
Creepy red eyebrow chick: Get this pastey freak away from me
Carlos: excuse me?!!? Pastey freak? You dont know how hard i have to work to get the vampire look down!!!!

Aw, how nice. I recognized the Vines. In your sig.

I like the "Carlos has to do the preening" caption.

Here's mine:

Interviewer (in background): So, how has touring gone for you guys?
Paul: It's nice and all... but Carlos is getting on all of our nerves...
Interviewer: How so?
Dan: On our way here, Carlos was playing Japanese pop music in the bus FULL BLAST.
Carlos: ...So?

^

This one is funny.

Sam: Paul, where are the pigtails?
Paul: Oh I took those out.
Sam: Paul, if this is going to be Debbie Does Dallas 2 you need the pigtails!
And why aren't you all in uniform?!
Carlos: We've come to strike Samuel.
Dan: We don't like the way you've been treating us.
Paul: We specifically said NO BUTTSEX--Do you know how many tubes of Ky we used up last night?
Sam: No-
Paul: Five! I need a doughnut to sit on now!
Dan: and you reiculed my love for vegitables! "Here put this cucumber here..." I can't even eat salad anymore!
Sam: But-
Carlos: but wait, there's more! You made me do a scene...WITHOUT ANY HAIRSPRAY!
I feel unclean, Paul hold me!

Yesh...

that was the best .i love you.

why are there any other ones?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Samuel: Then I told him "if you don't give us our money, I will torture you in a Jack Bauer-esque way".
Paul: Oh my God, you didn't say something so stupid, did you?
Daniel: I think it's such a funny thing to use as a threatening.
Carlos: While they talk about bullshit, I keep all the money.

This made my life!



Scary Sam

My lame attempt:

Paul: Um...what's going on?
Daniel: (whisper) Is my fly open?

Paul: What do you think of the lyrics?
Sam: I like the title...No I in Threesome
Carlos: You got that right!
Dan (thinking): But there is a me...



P.S. I'm not much of a comedian...

*snicker* It's still funny though.

Okay my first one. I don't know the others that were made and I hope there are no big mistakes...




Paul humming in mind : Maaaary had a little lamb, little lamb, liiiiittle laahaaahahaaaaaamb! Man, my arms get stiff....

Sam: Gaaaaawd! Stop drinking man, that was way too much last night. Fix his neck, fix his neck, fix.his.neck!

Dan: Ah just wait a sec I got my Carlos' cheap eau-de-Cologne allergy again.

Carlos: Okay, honey. Chin up! Sweet little pout, slight frosty seductive glance through your oh-so-good-looking hair today. Head a bit more to the right.....aaaah...stop..more....stop. That's right. Yeaaaah! Very good! Aaaand: stay!

Brilliant

Paul: Yeah, give me a close-up, 'cause I'm the good-looking one.
Carlos: I look so fucking cool with this outfit I stole from Brandon Flowers last night.
Daniel: Why do we always have to pose like a boy band?
Samuel: Hmmm. I wouldn't try that if I were you...

hehehe

*dies from laughing so hard*

Samuel: I can't believe Bjork had the guts to come here dressed like one of those drag queens from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
Paul: I can't believe all the beer is over and I have to be seen with a bottle of water.