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#1 User is offline   crucifix 

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 07:11 PM

Please don't:
- post private pictures...(and you all know what I mean by that).
- post huge pictures.
- use this thread to declare your love.
- speculate in any way.


Edit: The Photo Threads have been renewed because:
- they were too long and hard to keep clean.
- they displayed pretty much the same pictures.
- most of the pictures were really big, therefore heavy to open.
- some users posted lots of offtopic comments.

#2 User is offline   Pallid Urchin 

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Posted 18 December 2005 - 05:08 PM

Been awhile.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Individual%20Interpol%20Pictures/Carlos02.jpg
Dude: You gonna talk to him?
Carlos: Who?
Dude: Paul, man, Paul. You gonna talk to him?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Individual%20Interpol%20Pictures/Carlos05.jpg
Carlos: Why would I need to talk to that piece of fat ass?
Dude: Cuz you guys are friends, man!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Individual%20Interpol%20Pictures/Carlos03.jpg
Carlos: Oh, you think we're friends, huh? You think we're friends?
Dude: Yeah
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Individual%20Interpol%20Pictures/Carlos04.jpg
Carlos: Is that so...hmm, well would a friend call you some fucking awful name from the Fresh Prince of Bell-Air, you know, the one that always dance to Tom Jones?
Dude: Oh, you mean Carl?
Carlos: Yeah.
Dude: No-
Carlos: Uh huh, ok, would a friend deliberately call you Shamu, Goth Tard, Pastycakes, Virgin-Killing Vampire-
Dude: I guess not-
Carlos: Shut the fuck up! I'm not done here! Would he convey his love to you with sessions of love-making, and then throw you away like a piece of trash like he does to all his hohos! Would he switch your hair gel with crazy glue, and try to set your hair on fire because he knows you put on an excessive amount of hairspray! Would he mix up your sunblock lotion with mayonaise so birds can peck at you, and young, holy, virginous girls would stray away! Would he?
Dude:...
Carlos: I didn't think so, bitch.
Dude: You should call him.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Individual%20Interpol%20Pictures/Carlossmoking.jpg
Carlos: Whatev.

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Post icon  Posted 18 December 2005 - 07:53 PM

hah
you are funny
....in a sort of creepy too-much-time-put-into-this-sorta-thing way...
but i liked your captions
heh

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 12:37 AM

^^^
Don't thank me. Thank Bourbon and Jameson. ;)

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 04:23 AM

Oh-oh. I'm going to get caption crazy again. It's a sickness. It REALLY is -_-

Btw, Pallid Urchin VERY funny :D

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 12:48 PM

. :lol: :lol: :lol: ...and so it begins... again
Nice job Pailid Urchin... one thing though, it was Carlton wasn't it? :P

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 03:57 PM

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Carlos: Shut the fuck up! I'm not done here! Would he convey his love to you with sessions of love-making, and then throw you away like a piece of trash like he does to all his hohos!

^That's the sentence that made me laugh uncontrolably! :lol:

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Carlos: Why would I need to talk to that piece of fat ass?

Focking genius....and horrah for alcohol, Pallid Urchin!

#8 User is offline   Pallid Urchin 

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 04:07 PM

View Postmiyl444, on Dec 19 2005, 09:48 AM, said:

. :lol: :lol: :lol: ...and so it begins... again
Nice job Pailid Urchin... one thing though, it was Carlton wasn't it? :P


It was a show from the 90's! Give me a break. ;)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Auxiliary/lollerskates.gif

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 06:45 PM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Individual%20Interpol%20Pictures/Carlos03.jpg


i really like this pic cuz he looks like my old friend ida
...who is a girl
and 15 years old....
hehe :P

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Posted 23 December 2005 - 09:56 PM

Oh, it's been too long. Really.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/KatherineofMirkwood/k4.jpg
Paul: Mmm... pie...


Yeah, so, uh, Nia, TSLU, you want in?

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 01:54 AM

the pie picture is hilarious to begin with
so the caption plus the picture just cracks me up horribly!

#12 User is offline   Pallid Urchin 

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Posted 24 December 2005 - 01:32 PM

^^^
I agree, Paul looks like a little boy in that picture.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/stella14/Caption%20Shit/Twine.jpg
Carlos: This isn't my Depeche Mode headphones!

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 03:27 PM

http://www.interpolnyc.com/forum/public/style_images/ipred/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />DeniedMSI, on Dec 24 2005, 02:56 AM, said:


Paul: *thinking* mmmm..she felt like warm apple pie last night...


im sorry, i had too, what with kat talking about pies... :ph34r:

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 06:07 AM

View Postnia, on Dec 27 2005, 08:27 PM, said:

Paul: *thinking* mmmm..she felt like warm apple pie last night...


wot filth, hehe :D

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 04:09 PM

Paul Banks does Broadway...
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/strange_glow329/Captions/evitapual.jpg

"Don't cry for me, Betty Crocker... The truth is I'll be back for seconds... All through my wild donut muchies... my mad ecalir cravings... I kept my promise... and I love your biscuits..."

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 07:19 PM

^^^ Haha that was good :lol: :lol:

View PostPallid Urchin, on Dec 24 2005, 12:32 PM, said:

http://i4.photobucke...0Shit/Twine.jpg
Carlos: This isn't my Depeche Mode headphones!

It was funny Pallid Urchin, I imagine Carlos saying that like a child :lol:

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 10:43 PM

View Postnia, on Dec 27 2005, 12:27 PM, said:

Paul: *thinking* mmmm..she felt like warm apple pie last night...
im sorry, i had too, what with kat talking about pies... :ph34r:


YOU! I'd chide you, but I'm laughing too fucking hard. Oh god. :lol:

Also, Heartz, fantastic darling. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/KatherineofMirkwood/CarlosHalloween2001.jpg
Carlos: So I went a little over-board with the free samples at Sephora; it's a free country, isn't it?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/KatherineofMirkwood/1cb32847.jpg
Carlos: I SAID "A SOY LATTE", YOU BITCH!





That man is just too damn easy. Really.

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 12:17 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/CSI-Eva-Jordan/Captions16.jpg

I tried to limit myself to one....but since I'm feeling cheery (it's my birthday tomorrow :P ) I had to throw in one more....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/CSI-Eva-Jordan/Captions15.jpg

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 04:23 PM

*has giggle fit* Those were both really funny! I wonder what they were really looking at in that book?

I love "Pinky and the Brain"! :lol:

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:59 AM

-rolls around on the floor laughing- or simply: -rofl-

Excellent, they've all been excellent.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 12:47 PM

View PostMy beauty would blow you away, on Jan 4 2006, 01:23 PM, said:

*has giggle fit* Those were both really funny! I wonder what they were really looking at in that book?

I love "Pinky and the Brain"! :lol:


well, I think it's their press book they're looking at... what good actors!!

and, "Pinky and the Brain"... that was really funny!
In France, the two mice are known as "Minus et Cortex"..

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 11:53 AM

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Daniel: My God, the guy to the right is the ghost of Daniel future. I might as well end it now. Get hit by a bus, fall off a tall building, gte future me and the ghost of Carlos future to sit on me. Paul, what do you think..... are you wearing eyeliner?

Paul: I am him from the Kaiser Cheifs now. He is my style and musical icon. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Daniel: For Christ's sake.

Sam: OK Carlos, I will prove to you his left butt cheek is firmer than his right.

Carlos: But I like big butts. I feel all helpless and damsel in distress like.

Sam: 'Dominate your bitches and hos the manly way.' That was from you?

Eric: This is the last time I use Carlos D apporoved face masks. I cannot move the left side of my face.

Carlos: Yeah but who looks at you anyway?

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 03:30 PM

View PostThe Sky Lit Up, on Jan 6 2006, 10:53 AM, said:

Sam: OK Carlos, I will prove to you his left butt cheek is firmer than his right.


Niice. Man that one little blip and Seth Meyer's face makes you wonder.....

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 03:59 PM

View PostThe Sky Lit Up, on Jan 6 2006, 11:53 AM, said:

Sam: OK Carlos, I will prove to you his left butt cheek is firmer than his right.

Carlos: Yeah but who looks at you anyway?


Two of the best goddamn excerps from your caption! :lol:

Carlos looks sort of bald in that pic. :ph34r:

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 09:23 PM

Haha, your guys' captions contributed its part to make my day better.
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