[Kid Amnesiac]

http://www.absolutelykosher.com/AK034_400px.jpg

"Rob Crow (Pinback, Team Sleep, Thingy, Heavy Vegetable, Optiganally Yours) goes metal and destroys. Everything."

-Absolutely Kosher

That's right, Rob Crow of Pinback has gone metal, and the result is a band with the hugest balls this side of Satan himself. Their album Bagged and Boarded will be released upon our mortal souls on October 25, and it will rock the fuck right out of you. Listen to what the man says has to be their single HERE.

If the musical mastery of sheer power is not enough to quench your thirst for everything Cock-related then just click HERE, and bare witness to their first venture into the land of music videos. I will not spoil it for you, but I will tell you that the amount of pure metal in this video will cause the weak fear like no other.

Long live Goblin Cock.

[Elizabeth]

the thing is, metal sucks. so if its a GOOD metal band, it means they are extra ridiculous and outrageous. which can be entertaining. i once saw a local metal band called Burning Midget which was pretty disturbing, but gobling cock might have them beat.

[Kid Amnesiac]

spidersfrommars, on Oct 1 2005, 05:27 PM, said:

the thing is, metal sucks. so if its a GOOD metal band, it means they are extra ridiculous and outrageous. which can be entertaining. i once saw a local metal band called Burning Midget which was pretty disturbing, but gobling cock might have them beat.

http://www.absolutelykosher.com/GCvidstill.jpg

Might?!

[DeniedMSI]

Kid Amnesiac, on Oct 1 2005, 03:29 PM, said:

Might?!

Holy mother fucking god. Manowar = owned, if they can even be considered the same thing.

[Elizabeth]

ok, goblin cock wins. but this is one of the weirder flyers i've seen in college station:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/lizzylu2006/MetalFlier7.jpg

[Kid Amnesiac]

Let me read the band lineup:

Lord Phallus - guitar and voice
Bane Ass-Pounder - guitar
King Sith - bass
Braindeath - drums
Loki Sinjuggler - keyboards

These are GODS among men. ALL WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF GOBLIN COCK!

[Elizabeth]

Kid Amnesiac, on Oct 1 2005, 04:34 PM, said:

Let me read the band lineup:

Lord Phallus - guitar and voice
Bane Ass-Pounder - guitar
King Sith - bass
Braindeath - drums
Loki Sinjuggler - keyboards

These are GODS among men. ALL WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF GOBLIN COCK!

ok ok .... i bow to them (mainly out of terror, of course)

but could someone please take a minute to appreciate the oddity of the flyer's ranking system that puts george bush, a midget, burt reynolds and al gore in some sort of order? since there are so many melodic death metal bands in college station, its a good thing they cleared it up for us that they are in fact, the best.

[Kid Amnesiac]

Track listing for Bagged and Boarded:

01 - Hissy Intro
02 - Stumped
03 - Childproof
04 - Striped Tiger Snaps
05 - Kegrah the Dragon Killer
06 - Talking to Chaka
07 - The Green Machine
08 - The Werewomb
09 - The Crusher
10 - Iehiro's Dilemna
11 - The Revenge of Snufalufagus
12 - Winkey Dinky Donkey
13 - Goblin Cock Theme
14 - Black Black

[rgon]

i broke my headphones about 5 mins ago. crap.

[Kid Amnesiac]

rgon89, on Oct 1 2005, 06:43 PM, said:

i broke my headphones about 5 mins ago. crap.

Goblin Cock have the power to destroy more than your headphones.

[mrfinch]

The wise men will bow down before the throne.

And I bow to their greatness.

[muzicgirl]

Kid Amnesiac, on Oct 1 2005, 05:34 PM, said:

Let me read the band lineup:

Lord Phallus - guitar and voice
Bane Ass-Pounder - guitar
King Sith - bass
Braindeath - drums
Loki Sinjuggler - keyboards

These are GODS among men. ALL WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF GOBLIN COCK!

Ah, wait till I tell my brother his idea has been stolen for a metal band like this. I'm not into metal but I like their name. I could have so much fun with someone showing up at my house with the cd all excited, waving it at me to listen, " This is a great band!"
Me: " Get your goblin cock out of my face."

( no, I'm not drunk, honest)

[Digital Winter]

There not too bad. I like Rob Crow's parts a lot.

[Kid Amnesiac]

modestryan, on Oct 1 2005, 10:40 PM, said:

There not too bad.

Where?

[Kid Amnesiac]

Travis Bickle, on Oct 1 2005, 11:38 PM, said:

Does the world really need another novelty metal band? Can't these guys amuse themselves in private?

Obviously not. Go listen to some Steve Reich, Goblin Cock doesn't need you.

[xpander]

Kid Amnesiac, on Oct 1 2005, 11:39 PM, said:

Obviously not. Go listen to some Steve Reich, Goblin Cock doesn't need you.

Leave my Stevie out of this dammit.

[rgon]

ok, i got new headphones and this stuff is actually not bad.

[Kaziu]

JessicaB, on Oct 26 2005, 07:47 PM, said:

From the mouth of the man himself:

Sorry,but absolute Tosh.