Favorite Movie Quote
Posted 29 October 2006 - 04:59 PM
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."
- The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Posted 29 October 2006 - 10:33 PM
Posted 03 November 2006 - 10:43 PM
Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
Teen #1: What the hell are you singing?
Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.
Teen #2: You mean the guys in that Prince movie?
[Silent Bob points to the two teens]
Teen #1: Yeah, Purple Rain.
Teen #2: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.
Posted 27 November 2006 - 12:06 AM
Travis Bickle: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.
- Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver
Posted 29 November 2006 - 08:37 AM
"i'd love to live with you, bruce, in your castle like in a fairy tale but i just couldn't live with myself... so don't pretend this has a happy ending!"
both catwoman from batman returns. :wub:
Posted 29 November 2006 - 05:58 PM
Jim: Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like the God taking a photograph.
Chinese Youth: No mama. No papa. No whiskey sodas.
Jim: Help me, I'm British. :lol:
..and my :wub:
Dainty: Hey Kid. Would you like a Hershey Bar?
Jim: Yes please Dainty
Dainty: So would I kid. You got one?
Posted 01 December 2006 - 12:26 AM
From one of my favorites, Scarface. I've been feeling like a bad guy lately, so this is appropriate.
Posted 01 December 2006 - 07:44 AM
Posted 01 December 2006 - 11:05 PM
[discussing interrogation and torture techniques]
Larry: How did they finally get to you?
Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.
Larry: What's a grasshopper?
Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...
Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.
Spence: You ex military?
Sam: No, I got my job in the New York Times.
Posted 05 December 2006 - 01:12 PM
Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?
[in a letter to Max]
Dirk Calloway: Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.
Ninotchka: Your cornea is excellent.
From Pretty In Pink
Duckie [after being asked if he wants something to drink]: ... beer, scotch, juice box.
[followed later in the scene by...] Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.
From The Philadelphia Story
Tracy Lord: The time to make up your mind about people is never.
George: If it hadn't been for that drink last night, all this might not have happened.
Tracy: Apparently nothing did. What made you think it had?
George: Well, it didn't take much imagination!
Tracy: Not much, perhaps, but just of a certain kind.
George: It seems you didn't think anything too well of yourself.
Tracy: That's the odd thing, George. Somehow I would have hoped that you'd think better of me than I did.
From Radio Days
"You won't eat my french fries, but you'll eat the Russians, the commies french fries?!"
"The pain now is part of the happiness then."
Actually, that's from Better Off Dead.
Posted 05 December 2006 - 01:31 PM
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.