[Bluest_Light]

"don't ever go over my head again, you JEW MOTHER FUCKER YOU!"- CASINO

[rgon]

"My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

-Hot Shots!

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."


- The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

[Veronica Dreadful]

rgon89, on Oct 29 2006, 04:59 PM, said:

"My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

-Hot Shots!

Hot Shots, hell yeah! I remember watching those movies in second grade.

[terriblemar]

what's your diagnonsense?

lisa, from girl interrupted

[Katya]

I don’t want to have sex with you because you’re the best - all the real girls

[the_gundam_zero]

From Jay And Silent Bob ------


Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
Teen #1: What the hell are you singing?
Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.
Teen #2: You mean the guys in that Prince movie?
[Silent Bob points to the two teens]
Teen #1: Yeah, Purple Rain.
Teen #2: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.

[rgon]

"Margaritas taste better in Mexico, margaritas and cock."

- the matador

[adam]

"You see Bobs...it's not that I'm lazy, it's just I don't care."
Office Space

[Bluest_Light]

"it doesn't matter what you're gonna do tonight because you're nt gonna be here tomorrow.......and it's all about tomorrow" - 25th hour

[Rawsuga]

"Joe lies, Joe lies,

Joe lies, when he cries

When he cries."

- Say Anything

[Rawsuga]

Neverwhere, on Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM, said:

best. movie. evar?

It's up there. :)

[Nicol Mtz.]

"THEY KILLED KILLER, B!!"

[the_gundam_zero]

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Travis Bickle: Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.


- Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver

[terriblemar]

"life's a bitch, now so am i"
"i'd love to live with you, bruce, in your castle like in a fairy tale but i just couldn't live with myself... so don't pretend this has a happy ending!"

both catwoman from batman returns. :wub:

[Muka]

From *Empire of the Sun*


Jim: Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like the God taking a photograph.


Chinese Youth: No mama. No papa. No whiskey sodas.


Jim: Help me, I'm British. :lol:


..and my :wub:
Dainty: Hey Kid. Would you like a Hershey Bar?
Jim: Yes please Dainty
Dainty: So would I kid. You got one?

[Bluest_Light]

"i believe him b, i dunno why but i do"

half baked

[ms wilde]

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. "

[Kaziu]

"Which one of ye cunts wants it"Begby.Trainspotting.

[Bluest_Light]

Kaziu, on Dec 1 2006, 01:41 PM, said:

"Which one of ye cunts wants it"Begby.Trainspotting.

on a similiar note



"who needs reason when you've got heroin?" - trainspotting

[the_gundam_zero]

Robert De Niro as Sam in Ronin

[discussing interrogation and torture techniques]
Larry: How did they finally get to you?
Sam: They gave me a grasshopper.
Larry: What's a grasshopper?
Sam: Lessee, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe...

Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.

Spence: You ex military?
Sam: No, I got my job in the New York Times.

[River]

"You're dumber than you think I think you are." - Chinatown


~dedicated to Daft. :blush:

[The Old Man]

River, on Dec 5 2006, 09:10 AM, said:

"You're dumber than you think I think you are." - Chinatown
~dedicated to Daft. :blush:

I'm pretty sure this is a compliment.

[tercat]

Loads. Here are some...

From Rushmore
Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?

[in a letter to Max]
Dirk Calloway: Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

From Ninotchka
Ninotchka: Your cornea is excellent.

From Pretty In Pink
Duckie [after being asked if he wants something to drink]: ... beer, scotch, juice box.
[followed later in the scene by...] Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.

From The Philadelphia Story
Tracy Lord: The time to make up your mind about people is never.

George: If it hadn't been for that drink last night, all this might not have happened.
Tracy: Apparently nothing did. What made you think it had?
George: Well, it didn't take much imagination!
Tracy: Not much, perhaps, but just of a certain kind.
George: It seems you didn't think anything too well of yourself.
Tracy: That's the odd thing, George. Somehow I would have hoped that you'd think better of me than I did.

From Radio Days
"You won't eat my french fries, but you'll eat the Russians, the commies french fries?!"

From Shadowlands
"The pain now is part of the happiness then."

Diein05, on Oct 30 2006, 02:45 AM, said:

'One Crazy Summer', I think, with John Cusack . . . that evil paperboy: 'Didn't ask for a dime, I asked for two dollars . . . . I want my TWO DOLLARS!'

Actually, that's from Better Off Dead.

[Hendrik]

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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