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#27
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 12:49 PM
You stay away from me, man! Hey! Smoke a fuckin' peace pipe, man! - Fargo
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Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin: No, but I do have a very nice cat.
Debi: Not the same.
Martin: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy.
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Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin: No, but I do have a very nice cat.
Debi: Not the same.
Martin: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy.
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 08:42 PM
Marines ready to be launched from a Drop Ship:
Ferro: Stand by to initiate release sequencer. On my mark. Five. Four.
Hudson: We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
After Ripley was cloned in Alien Ressurection:
Johner: So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?
Ripley: Yeah.
Johner: What did you do?
Ripley: I died.
Later On:
Distephano: I thought you were dead!
Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Fight Club:
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it! I got It! Shit I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
After the narrarator's house burns down:
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.
[about Tyler splicing frames of pornography into family films]
Narrator: So when the snoody cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[the audience is watching the film, the pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big, cock...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
there are so many good quotes that I've forgotten about
Ferro: Stand by to initiate release sequencer. On my mark. Five. Four.
Hudson: We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!
After Ripley was cloned in Alien Ressurection:
Johner: So, I hear you, like, ran into these things before?
Ripley: Yeah.
Johner: What did you do?
Ripley: I died.
Later On:
Distephano: I thought you were dead!
Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Fight Club:
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it! I got It! Shit I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
After the narrarator's house burns down:
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.
[about Tyler splicing frames of pornography into family films]
Narrator: So when the snoody cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[the audience is watching the film, the pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big, cock...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
there are so many good quotes that I've forgotten about
#34
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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:42 PM
Rawsuga, on Oct 22 2006, 12:38 AM, said:
"Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!"
If you don't know wher that's from, too bad then.
If you don't know wher that's from, too bad then.
There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going, there's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way the river's flowing..is it raining, is it pouring, is a hurricane a blowing?
Teacher: Charlie, how many bars of chocolate have you eaten?
Charlie: Two.
Teacher: That's easy, two hundred--
Charlie: No, not two hundred, just two.
Teacher: TWO? What do you mean that you've only opened TWO?
Charlie: I don't care much for chocolate.
Teacher: WELL I CAN'T FIGURE OUT JUST TWO!
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:45 PM
John Goodman cracks me up in Aracnophobia (he's Delbert, supposed to be a bugs killer)
Delbert McClintock: There ain't no spiders here.
Collins: Look! There's a giant spider web over there in the corner.
Delbert McClintock: Well yes, a spider web would reveal an arachnid presence.
Delbert McClintock: [after stepping on a spider, a dog barks in the background] Yeah, that's right... I'm bad!
Molly Jennings: Why is all the wood rotting?
Delbert McClintock: I'll tell you why. Bad wood.
Molly Jennings: So... what do we do?
Delbert McClintock: Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.
Delbert McClintock: There ain't no spiders here.
Collins: Look! There's a giant spider web over there in the corner.
Delbert McClintock: Well yes, a spider web would reveal an arachnid presence.
Delbert McClintock: [after stepping on a spider, a dog barks in the background] Yeah, that's right... I'm bad!
Molly Jennings: Why is all the wood rotting?
Delbert McClintock: I'll tell you why. Bad wood.
Molly Jennings: So... what do we do?
Delbert McClintock: Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.
#38
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 01:36 PM
JaneEyre, on Oct 22 2006, 07:30 PM, said:
I Guess you can go Dere-lick My Balls.
I can Dere-Lick my own balls thank you very much!
I can Dere-Lick my own balls thank you very much!
Watched that last night :D
You know, a eugoogleiser, a person who speaks at weddings
"Busy night."
"What?"
"Im running away with your wife"
"Oh, great"
Oceans Eleven
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 02:05 PM
viciousfeet, on Oct 22 2006, 12:04 AM, said:
Chas: Can we read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don't think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.
The Royal Tenenbaums
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don't think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.
The Royal Tenenbaums
hah, i should look for some of margoth's quotes. but i'm too lazy
"never trust the living" from beetlejuice
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 08:17 PM
terriblemar, on Oct 22 2006, 02:05 PM, said:
hah, i should look for some of margoth's quotes. but i'm too lazy
"never trust the living" from beetlejuice
"never trust the living" from beetlejuice
For you:
Royal: He's not your father.
Margot: Neither are you.
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 08:20 PM
viciousfeet, on Oct 22 2006, 10:17 PM, said:
For you:
Royal: He's not your father.
Margot: Neither are you.
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
Royal: He's not your father.
Margot: Neither are you.
Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.
Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.
hah, thanks
margot's just THE BEST.
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Posted 22 October 2006 - 08:45 PM
viciousfeet, on Oct 21 2006, 07:04 PM, said:
Chas: Can we read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don't think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.
The Royal Tenenbaums
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don't think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.
The Royal Tenenbaums
Yeah, there are ton from R.T. for me.
A ton from Holy Grail (monty python) as well as Jaws.
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Posted 23 October 2006 - 12:28 AM
Nazi : So nobody knows who stole the chicken? a man walks around with a chicken and nobody notices?
(nazi shoots and kills a jew. Little boy steps forward)
Nazi : did u do it?
Little Boy : No
Nazi : but you know who did?
(Little boy points at the dead jew)
Little Boy : HE DID!
(Nazi walks away with that WTF look)
Schindler's List
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
funny ass moment in a serious movie.
(nazi shoots and kills a jew. Little boy steps forward)
Nazi : did u do it?
Little Boy : No
Nazi : but you know who did?
(Little boy points at the dead jew)
Little Boy : HE DID!
(Nazi walks away with that WTF look)
Schindler's List
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
funny ass moment in a serious movie.
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Posted 23 October 2006 - 05:05 AM
[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.
:lol:
Diaz: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Matrix: Wrong!
[shoots Diaz between the eyes]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Both from Commando
[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.
From Predator
Detective John Kimble: Oh, come on...
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me.
Detective John Kimble: You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!
From Kindergarten Cop
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.
:lol:
Diaz: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Matrix: Wrong!
[shoots Diaz between the eyes]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Both from Commando
[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
Dutch: Stick around.
From Predator
Detective John Kimble: Oh, come on...
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
[shouts]
Detective John Kimble: Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me.
Detective John Kimble: You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!
From Kindergarten Cop
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Posted 23 October 2006 - 12:07 PM
Casablanca :rolleyes:
Rick: I'm the only cause I'm interested in. --->>>my favorite
Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Ilsa: A franc for your thoughts.
Rick: In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth.
Ilsa: Well, I'm willing to be overcharged. Tell me.
Rick: Well, I was wondering...
Ilsa: Yes?
Rick: Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.
Ilsa: Why there is no other man in my life?
Rick: Uh-huh.
Ilsa: That's easy: there was. And he's dead.
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!
of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I've got.
[sing-song]
Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do somethng courageous, to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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of Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.
Personnel Officer: Harry, answer that.
Personnel Officer: So whaddya want to hack for, Bickle?
Travis Bickle: I can't sleep nights.
Personnel Officer: There's porno theaters for that.
Travis Bickle: Yeah, I know, I tried that.
Travis Bickle: I got some bad ideas in my head.
[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?
love that movie..
Hard Candy ----->i saw it last saturday, it was great
Hayley Stark: Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.
Rick: I'm the only cause I'm interested in. --->>>my favorite
Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Ilsa: A franc for your thoughts.
Rick: In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth.
Ilsa: Well, I'm willing to be overcharged. Tell me.
Rick: Well, I was wondering...
Ilsa: Yes?
Rick: Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.
Ilsa: Why there is no other man in my life?
Rick: Uh-huh.
Ilsa: That's easy: there was. And he's dead.
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!
of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I've got.
[sing-song]
Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do somethng courageous, to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
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of Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.
Personnel Officer: Harry, answer that.
Personnel Officer: So whaddya want to hack for, Bickle?
Travis Bickle: I can't sleep nights.
Personnel Officer: There's porno theaters for that.
Travis Bickle: Yeah, I know, I tried that.
Travis Bickle: I got some bad ideas in my head.
[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?
love that movie..
Hard Candy ----->i saw it last saturday, it was great
Hayley Stark: Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.
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Posted 23 October 2006 - 12:17 PM
dESKARRIADA, on Oct 23 2006, 01:07 PM, said:
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of Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.
Personnel Officer: Harry, answer that.
Personnel Officer: So whaddya want to hack for, Bickle?
Travis Bickle: I can't sleep nights.
Personnel Officer: There's porno theaters for that.
Travis Bickle: Yeah, I know, I tried that.
Travis Bickle: I got some bad ideas in my head.
[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?
of Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.
Personnel Officer: Harry, answer that.
Personnel Officer: So whaddya want to hack for, Bickle?
Travis Bickle: I can't sleep nights.
Personnel Officer: There's porno theaters for that.
Travis Bickle: Yeah, I know, I tried that.
Travis Bickle: I got some bad ideas in my head.
[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?
My favorite line in that entire movie is the scene after he takes Betsy to the porno theatre. She angrily gets into a cab, and rides away. Then Travis says, "For Chrissakes, I got a cab!"