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thought toilet humour would win hands down, but think i've contradicted myself...
toilet humour: types of poo
http://members.fortu...pes_of_Poo.html
intelligent humour: college admission essay (author was admitted to NYU!)
http://www.lucifer.c.../admission.html
toilet humour or intelligent humour?? ....parp.....
MultiQuote#4 Guest_qwiggles_*
Posted 10 August 2005 - 04:09 PM
marzipan92, on Aug 10 2005, 04:21 PM, said:
intelligent humour: college admission essay (author was admitted to NYU!)
http://www.lucifer.c.../admission.html
http://www.lucifer.c.../admission.html
:o
My poo could write a better essay.
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 04:22 PM
One of my teachers showed me that essay, and I thought it is really good. It is very difficult to write like the kid did and pull it off. Really gutsy of him too, sending an essay like that to admissions is quite a risk. Not many students are willing to do that kind of thing and they end up writing boring essays about Hillary Clinton or whatnot. It was probably refreshing for the admissions officer to read that.
Oh...and you're an idiot. Not everyone enjoys the same type of humor as you.
How many "poo" jokes can you laugh at?
marzipan92, on Aug 10 2005, 04:23 PM, said:
oh, also ! hate it when people laugh at intelligent humour just to show that they get it. oh i'm so intelligent! shut up. go back to alaska.
Oh...and you're an idiot. Not everyone enjoys the same type of humor as you.
How many "poo" jokes can you laugh at?
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 07:58 PM
Kid Amnesiac, on Aug 10 2005, 10:30 PM, said:
http://mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/you-not-funny.jpg
wow, kid
once again the humor police was on!!!
prizeless and soooo comfortable
thanx again <_<
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 09:54 PM
surprise, on Aug 10 2005, 07:54 PM, said:
Now that is very funny.
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 10:16 PM
marzipan92, on Aug 11 2005, 04:21 AM, said:
thought toilet humour would win hands down, but think i've contradicted myself...
toilet humour: types of poo
http://members.fortu...pes_of_Poo.html
intelligent humour: college admission essay (author was admitted to NYU!)
http://www.lucifer.c.../admission.html
toilet humour: types of poo
http://members.fortu...pes_of_Poo.html
intelligent humour: college admission essay (author was admitted to NYU!)
http://www.lucifer.c.../admission.html
Aren't we all sick of lowclass toilet humour already? I had shitloads since Hollywood.
I like that college admission essay, gutsy and pretty well written, I'll like to have gotten into NYU with that.
surprise, on Aug 11 2005, 08:54 AM, said:
LMAO. This is ace.
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 10:28 PM
surprise, on Aug 10 2005, 08:54 PM, said:
Hahahaha. And he still got 61%. I've got lower marks than that when I was trying to be serious.
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 10:48 PM
surprise, on Aug 10 2005, 08:54 PM, said:
What kind of shitty professor is that, a 61%? I just glanced at the first page and looked at the end for the grade. I would've have given that a zero.
My teachers gives me minus 15 for slipping in a contraction in my papers.
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Posted 10 August 2005 - 10:55 PM
surprise, on Aug 10 2005, 05:54 PM, said:
'Where is the text!'
'Page is to big'
'What conclusion'
It doesn't appear that the teacher graduated from elementary school.
That paper is an F all the way.
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 04:44 PM
My cousin knew this guy who was applying to an ivy league school, it might have been Harvard can't remember. And the essay topic was "whats the bravest thing you've ever done?" and the guy got a crayon and wrote "THIS!" in big letters and sent it in. He got accepted.
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 08:02 PM
Thesis Statement, on Aug 11 2005, 10:44 PM, said:
My cousin knew this guy who was applying to an ivy league school, it might have been Harvard can't remember. And the essay topic was "whats the bravest thing you've ever done?" and the guy got a crayon and wrote "THIS!" in big letters and sent it in. He got accepted.
Haha, that's pretty cool.
The essay that got 61% would've done much better without the swearing, that's where they seemed to lose most marks, it was -1 each time.
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 08:13 PM
Thesis Statement, on Aug 11 2005, 05:44 PM, said:
My cousin knew this guy who was applying to an ivy league school, it might have been Harvard can't remember. And the essay topic was "whats the bravest thing you've ever done?" and the guy got a crayon and wrote "THIS!" in big letters and sent it in. He got accepted.
Wow...
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:19 PM
surprise, on Aug 10 2005, 07:54 PM, said:
Much better essay. Too bad he got a D-.